I was reading the FINAL book of an epic series that I completely adored to read whilst travelling home from work on the train. As I got up upon arriving at my station, a school girl tapped and was talking to me.
I, of course had my headphones in and was like “What?”
She repeated and I still didn’t catch it. I repeated “What?”
And she said: “Did you get to the part where ‘such and such’ happens?”
I was like, NO.. And got off the train mildly upset that a total stranger ruined my reading with such a crucial spoiler (I was like didn’t expect it but wasn’t totally surprised at it.
THEN GET THIS! THE PART SHE SPOILED FOR ME WAS RIGHT AT THE END OF THE BOOK AND I WAS ONLY JUST PAST THE HALFWAY MARK AND HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN!??!?!MAKSNNFLASHFNLKASNFKL!
Truly there is no love lost for Bookworms such as my self.
Mum: What’s that line again? “I came in like a….??”
Me: Wrecking Ball….
Mum: Oh, I always thought it was “Rainbow”.
Me: *silently laughs and forgets to breathe*
Mum: (singing) I came in like a Raiiiiinnnnbooowwwwwww
Me: *falls out of chair laughing